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Note: This pasta has some similarities to Wallace and Gromit Syndrome. Please don't say "HURR DURR THIS PASTA SUCKS!!"

It all started on 4chan. A few years ago, around 2006, an anonymous user on 4chan left a post on one of 4chan's forums. It said "hello my mom used to work at glass ball produons so heres the unaired eposde enjoy", it also included a link to a video on YouTube. Most people would disregard the post due to its poor spelling, of they did visit the link, they would see that the video was called "GeoTV.mp4" and it contained an unaired episode of Geo TV.

Most of the reactions to the video were quite different than the type one might expect. "What the hell?" "Holy shit, man." "That was too scary." "DO NOT WATCH. IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS." And many other posts along the same topic. The post was removed a few months later because of the public reaction to the video. Also, the YouTube video is no longer available, because the original uploader's account was shut down.

What you are about to read is a description of the video. The information gained about the video was received by the various users of 4chan who were unlucky enough to have watch the video.

It starts with a bit of static for 5 minutes, it then fades into Geo Guy's house, slowly, it shows Rico and Eis sitting on the couch in the living room. A loud high pitched shriek could be heard, along with a picture of Geo Guy, it cuts to Rico and Eis, who are seen laying on the floor in a pool of blood.

Geo Guy jumps over Rico and says:

"Don't take this hard, Rico ol' buddy. It's natural for white humans to do this to each other..."

Geo Guy takes a knife and cuts open Rico's chest, he starts to pick and put organs into a basket, when he is done, he leaped out the window. Geo Guy is seen walking a long road, he walks into Jea's house and says "Hello Jea, I got a gift for you - a very special gift" and hands her the basket, Jea looks and finds the organs, she says "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?", and runs away in fear. Geo Guy whispers "Bitch..." and runs over to her.

The video would end with credits, with Geo Guy's head's picture blurred into the screen with a broken music box playing, the video was removed because it was said that the video gave people brain cancer.

The video is no longer available on the internet, and the creator of the video still remains unknown.

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